What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:17

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Next, they tried...
U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Can relationship issues cause depression?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Do married men like sucking dick?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Do women wear undies under leggings?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Reds Sign Wade Miley, Place Hunter Greene On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
No go.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...