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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Next, they tried...

U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Can relationship issues cause depression?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Do married men like sucking dick?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Does any unofficial Roman Catholic card exist in the world to play? In Italy, Rome & the Vatican City, can practising Catholics get any discounts as a tourist, & / or privileged admission to certain sights, with different rules for non Catholics?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Do women wear undies under leggings?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Reds Sign Wade Miley, Place Hunter Greene On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

No go.

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?